16:51:11: Package picked up by Pouncy Sillybear
16:51:13: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
17:02:58: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) got one over on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) see's @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) did not see before. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
18:04:08: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) came into view. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) barely heard @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
18:17:26: @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
19:00:49: @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:16:09: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
20:51:55: Package delivered by Pouncy Sillybear for $120,000