06:59:39: Package picked up by Delaney Pearson
06:59:40: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_356(Delaney Pearson) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_356(Delaney Pearson) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
07:02:42: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
08:03:50: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) continues their delivery.
09:00:52: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) knows @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
10:02:58: @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
11:02:58: @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
12:00:53: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
13:00:31: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
14:03:37: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_356(Rico Canmilgury) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
15:00:10: Package delivered by Rico Canmilgury for $180,000