03:30:49: Package picked up by Cleve Dallas
03:30:50: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes on their way.
04:01:09: @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
05:00:00: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
06:01:06: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes on their way.
07:00:56: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas). @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes delivery of their package.
07:30:54: Package delivered by Cleve Dallas for $100,000