13:45:06: Package picked up by Jonathon Williams
13:45:07: Jonathon Williams was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Blaylock Samson.  Luckily, Jonathon Williams vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Jonathon Williams resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
14:25:11: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Jonathon Williams.  Jonathon Williams resumes delivery of their package.
14:45:40: Package delivered by Jonathon Williams for $40,000