04:45:23: Package picked up by Michael Bruggman
04:45:24: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
05:00:26: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:45:26: Package delivered by Michael Bruggman for $40,000