17:23:44: Package picked up by Rob Roberts
18:00:23: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Blaylock Samson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Rob Roberts ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Rob Roberts almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Blaylock Samson's trap. Frantic, Rob Roberts activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Rob Roberts hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Blaylock Samson manically runs after Rob Roberts firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Rob Roberts's grenades, losing a leg. Rob Roberts continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
18:53:58: Rob Roberts was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across Rob Roberts's face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when Todd Huish launched an electrified bola at their feet. Rob Roberts can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before Rob Roberts's head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. Todd Huish smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
19:00:25: Blaylock Samson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Todd Huish after a failed package theft attempt. Todd Huish resumes on their way.
19:46:35: Todd Huish misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Iggy Starlord. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery of their package.
19:47:40: Todd Huish steadily took aim from a second story window as Iggy Starlord ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Todd Huish inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
20:00:18: Mac Nielson steadily took aim from a second story window as Iggy Starlord ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Mac Nielson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
21:00:34: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Iggy Starlord's destruction. Instead Iggy Starlord resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
22:00:19: Iggy Starlord was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson. Luckily, Iggy Starlord vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:00:23: Iggy Starlord is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Iggy Starlord smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Iggy Starlord lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Iggy Starlord's adrenaline. Ignoracious Buttafucco fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Iggy Starlord. "Not today, my friend." Iggy Starlord twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Ignoracious Buttafucco four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
01:24:20: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $240,000