02:56:15: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
02:56:16: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
03:01:11: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
03:20:39: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
03:20:46: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial). This is arguably why @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
03:20:52: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) bludgeons @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
04:00:50: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) came into view. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) barely heard @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
04:48:35: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
05:00:40: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
06:00:38: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues their delivery.
06:56:45: Package delivered by Wulfrien Helgial for $180,000