00:50:12: Package picked up by Jeff Colen
00:50:13: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) continues their delivery.
01:00:45: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
02:00:46: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
03:00:25: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen). @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery of their package.
04:00:06: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
04:50:15: Package delivered by Jeff Colen for $100,000