22:25:09: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
22:25:10: Iggy Starlord fights off Ignoracious Buttafucco and gets to keep the package
23:00:40: Iggy Starlord was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson. Luckily, Iggy Starlord vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:26:01: Iggy Starlord fights off Sonny Bill Spider and gets to keep the package
05:26:08: Sonny Bill Spider steals package from Iggy Starlord
06:25:48: Package delivered by Sonny Bill Spider for $80,000