23:58:29: Package picked up by Column McClowed
23:58:30: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Column McClowed's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Column McClowed's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Column McClowed dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
03:08:13: Sonny Bill Spider shot a missile at Column McClowed and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with Sonny Bill Spider.
03:20:53: Sonny Bill Spider is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Column McClowed, falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." Column McClowed resumes delivery with the package.
03:38:34: Column McClowed takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from Sonny Bill Spider, who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." Column McClowed will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
03:58:30: Package delivered by Sonny Bill Spider for $80,000