01:39:11: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
01:39:12: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
02:00:34: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
03:00:25: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) came into view. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) barely heard @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
04:00:41: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
05:00:32: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
06:00:40: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
07:00:27: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues their delivery.
08:00:20: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues their delivery.
08:48:51: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) manically runs after @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
08:48:57: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) currently has the package.
09:00:19: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
09:38:56: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
09:39:12: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $240,000