20:58:12: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
20:58:13: Someone once told Mac Nielson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Iggy Starlord got one over on Mac Nielson once before.  So definitely, for Mac Nielson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Mac Nielson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Mac Nielson see's Iggy Starlord running hurriedly down the street.  Mac Nielson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Mac Nielson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Iggy Starlord doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Mac Nielson did not see before.  Mac Nielson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Iggy Starlord escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
21:00:18: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Iggy Starlord got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before.  So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Iggy Starlord running hurriedly down the street.  Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Iggy Starlord doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before.  Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Iggy Starlord escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
21:58:21: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $40,000