22:30:14: Package picked up by Long Dread
22:30:16: Long Dread was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Long Dread vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Long Dread resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
04:44:38: Roy Sharpton shot a missile at Long Dread and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with Roy Sharpton.
06:29:55: Roy Sharpton has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. Roy Sharpton is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Leroy Palestine" scrawled on it in pink paint. Leroy Palestine picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Roy Sharpton. Fuck eaten. Good job, Leroy Palestine. "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
06:30:14: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $60,000