00:21:30: Package picked up by Sonny Bill Spider
00:21:31: Sonny Bill Spider fights off Mac Nielson and gets to keep the package
01:00:19: Sonny Bill Spider was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Sonny Bill Spider vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
02:00:24: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Sonny Bill Spider after a failed package theft attempt.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes on their way.
03:00:23: Sonny Bill Spider was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Blaylock Samson.  Luckily, Sonny Bill Spider vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
04:00:28: Sonny Bill Spider was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Sonny Bill Spider vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Sonny Bill Spider resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
04:22:26: Package delivered by Sonny Bill Spider for $100,000