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20:05:06: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
20:05:07: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Calto Fremis's destruction.  Instead Calto Fremis resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
21:02:36: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  Ignoracious Buttafucco has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  Calto Fremis ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  Calto Fremis almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Ignoracious Buttafucco's trap. Frantic, Calto Fremis activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, Calto Fremis hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As Ignoracious Buttafucco manically runs after Calto Fremis firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Calto Fremis's grenades, losing a leg.  Calto Fremis continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
23:18:21: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Calto Fremis.  Calto Fremis resumes delivery of their package.
04:15:19: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $60,000