05:51:37: Package picked up by Long Dread
05:51:38: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  Ignoracious Buttafucco has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  Long Dread ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  Long Dread almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Ignoracious Buttafucco's trap. Frantic, Long Dread activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, Long Dread hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As Ignoracious Buttafucco manically runs after Long Dread firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Long Dread's grenades, losing a leg.  Long Dread continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
06:00:42: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Long Dread's destruction.  Instead Long Dread resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
06:51:38: Package delivered by Long Dread for $40,000