15:22:41: Package picked up by Sable Nyx
15:22:42: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Sable Nyx ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Sable Nyx resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
17:16:11: Roy Sharpton shot a missile at Sable Nyx and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with Roy Sharpton.
17:45:48: Today started as a uniquely bright one for epicavenger. A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. epicavenger mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." epicavenger took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." epicavenger put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. epicavenger crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Roy Sharpton to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Roy Sharpton came into view. epicavenger pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode epicavenger had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, epicavenger barely heard Roy Sharpton running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Roy Sharpton continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
17:48:10: Roy Sharpton has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. Roy Sharpton is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, epicavenger" scrawled on it in pink paint. epicavenger picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Roy Sharpton. Fuck eaten. Good job, epicavenger. "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
17:58:30: Sable Nyx steadily took aim from a second story window as epicavenger ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Sable Nyx inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. epicavenger resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
19:23:38: Package delivered by epicavenger for $100,000