07:29:15: Package picked up by Daggwood Bronson (daggwood)
07:29:16: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco (npc2) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Ignoracious Buttafucco (npc2) knows Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Ignoracious Buttafucco (npc2) but the time is almost here.  Daggwood Bronson (daggwood)'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Ignoracious Buttafucco (npc2)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Ignoracious Buttafucco (npc2) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Ignoracious Buttafucco (npc2) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Daggwood Bronson (daggwood)'s thief rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
07:29:24: Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall.  Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Roy Sharpton (eric).  Roy Sharpton (eric) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) is incinerated.  Roy Sharpton (eric) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them.  Roy Sharpton (eric) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them.  "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned.  "Parcel transferred, indeed," Roy Sharpton (eric) whispers in reply.
08:29:38: Package delivered by Roy Sharpton for $40,000