22:02:41: Package picked up by Cleve Dallas
22:02:42: @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
23:00:07: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes on their way.
23:02:55: Package delivered by Cleve Dallas for $40,000