22:02:41: Package picked up by Cleve Dallas
22:02:42: @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
23:00:07: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes on their way.
23:02:55: Package delivered by Cleve Dallas for $40,000