07:16:57: Package picked up by Feisty Gazebo
07:16:58: Feisty Gazebo was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Feisty Gazebo vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Feisty Gazebo resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
07:24:03: Feisty Gazebo has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far.  Feisty Gazebo is feeling good.  DAMN good.  Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Calto Fremis" scrawled on it in pink paint.  Calto Fremis picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Feisty Gazebo.  Fuck eaten.  Good job, Calto Fremis.  "Parcel Transferred."  You have the package.  Now get that sucker to the finish line.
07:46:33: Feisty Gazebo tried to sneak on board Calto Fremis's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  Calto Fremis continues their delivery.
07:46:45: Someone once told Feisty Gazebo the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Calto Fremis got one over on Feisty Gazebo once before.  So definitely, for Feisty Gazebo, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Feisty Gazebo stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Feisty Gazebo see's Calto Fremis running hurriedly down the street.  Feisty Gazebo takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Feisty Gazebo ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Calto Fremis doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Feisty Gazebo did not see before.  Feisty Gazebo takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Calto Fremis escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
08:17:30: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $80,000