02:45:23: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
02:45:24: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
03:00:23: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon).  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery of their package.
03:45:40: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $40,000