12:41:16: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
12:41:17: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) got one over on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) once before.  So definitely, for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson), that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) see's @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) running hurriedly down the street.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) did not see before.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
12:43:56: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
12:44:26: @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
13:00:35: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes on their way.
13:17:35: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was feeling THAT feeling.  The feeling of the win just over the horizon.  A smile crept across @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) launched an electrified bola at their feet.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep.  @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
13:41:44: Package delivered by Dustin Rimmey for $100,000