12:41:16: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
12:41:17: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) got one over on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) see's @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) did not see before. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
12:43:56: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
12:44:26: @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
13:00:35: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes on their way.
13:17:35: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_453(Dustin Rimmey) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
13:41:44: Package delivered by Dustin Rimmey for $100,000