18:30:13: Package picked up by Billy Butcher
18:30:14: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes on their way.
19:00:23: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
20:00:58: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) continues their delivery.
21:02:41: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
22:03:26: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) got one over on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) see's @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) did not see before. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
23:05:27: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
02:23:13: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
02:23:34: Someone once told @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) got one over on @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) see's @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) did not see before. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
02:23:52: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) continues their delivery.
02:24:13: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
02:24:52: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship fires two nuclear torpedos into @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship, instantly incinerating it. The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable. "Parcel transferred."
02:26:11: The smell of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
02:30:17: Package delivered by Billy Butcher for $240,000