12:51:12: Package picked up by Karl Peters
12:51:13: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
13:03:32: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) continues their delivery.
14:14:32: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) knows @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
15:03:10: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
16:00:33: @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
17:00:18: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) resumes on their way.
18:17:34: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
19:04:00: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters). @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) resumes delivery of their package.
20:00:11: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_280(Karl Peters) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
20:55:35: Package delivered by Karl Peters for $180,000