18:48:45: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
18:48:46: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
19:01:41: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins).  @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery of their package.
19:25:20: @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
19:51:09: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $60,000