19:30:04: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
19:30:05: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
20:04:11: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:33:59: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
20:34:24: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) bludgeons @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
21:03:25: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
22:00:23: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) got one over on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) see's @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) did not see before. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
23:05:26: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
23:32:06: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $140,000