16:53:05: Package picked up by Alan Donatelli
16:53:06: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_149(Alan Donatelli) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_149(Alan Donatelli) resumes on their way.
17:00:43: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_149(Alan Donatelli)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_149(Alan Donatelli)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_149(Alan Donatelli) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
17:57:56: Package delivered by Alan Donatelli for $40,000