01:12:14: Package picked up by L.R. Snipestress
01:12:15: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by L.R. Snipestress after a failed package theft attempt.  L.R. Snipestress resumes on their way.
02:00:54: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as L.R. Snipestress ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  L.R. Snipestress resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
02:12:35: Package delivered by L.R. Snipestress for $40,000