17:10:48: Package picked up by Jax TellHER
17:10:49: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Jax TellHER got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before. So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Jax TellHER running hurriedly down the street. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Jax TellHER doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Jax TellHER escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
18:00:51: Jax TellHER was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across Jax TellHER's face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when Calto Fremis launched an electrified bola at their feet. Jax TellHER can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before Jax TellHER's head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. Calto Fremis smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
18:10:51: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $40,000