22:29:25: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
22:29:26: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
23:01:01: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
23:30:00: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $40,000