22:40:00: Package picked up by Toe Cutter
22:40:01: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
22:49:44: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman). @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) is incinerated. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) whispers in reply.
23:05:20: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) came into view. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) barely heard @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
05:39:55: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman). @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery of their package.
05:39:58: @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman). @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery of their package.
05:40:01: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter)" scrawled on it in pink paint. @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman). Fuck eaten. Good job, @peepso_user_66(Toe Cutter). "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
06:54:02: Package delivered by Toe Cutter for $120,000