18:35:22: Package picked up by Glenn Murphy
18:35:23: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) knows @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) but the time is almost here.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
19:21:45: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson).  A wonderful breakfast.  "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing?  I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery."  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal.  "Ah, that's the one.  I'm here already."  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) to come running down the road, package in tow.  "I know this one.  Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum.  They won't be able to handle this either."  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) came into view.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism.  Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) had just left.  "What?  How?"  As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) barely heard @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!"  @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
19:24:46: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) shot a missile at @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis).
20:01:31: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
21:01:14: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes on their way.
22:21:10: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
22:41:01: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $120,000