00:58:51: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)
00:58:52: Mac Nielson (npc3) tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continues their delivery.
03:03:59: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Sable Nyx (Shayla225). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) came into view. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Sable Nyx (Shayla225) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Sable Nyx (Shayla225) barely heard Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
03:04:04: Sable Nyx (Shayla225) steadily took aim from a second story window as Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Sable Nyx (Shayla225) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
03:04:10: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Sable Nyx (Shayla225). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) came into view. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Sable Nyx (Shayla225) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Sable Nyx (Shayla225) barely heard Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
03:04:14: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Sable Nyx (Shayla225). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Sable Nyx (Shayla225) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) came into view. Sable Nyx (Shayla225) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Sable Nyx (Shayla225) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Sable Nyx (Shayla225) barely heard Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
03:06:34: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Daggwood Bronson (daggwood). Luckily, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
03:06:37: Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continues their delivery.
03:06:39: The smell of Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s completely immolated ship flares up Daggwood Bronson (daggwood)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from Daggwood Bronson (daggwood)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
03:57:03: Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Daggwood Bronson (daggwood)'s adrenaline. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Daggwood Bronson (daggwood). "Not today, my friend." Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
03:57:15: Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
04:56:08: Roy Sharpton (eric) steadily took aim from a second story window as Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Roy Sharpton (eric) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
04:56:12: Someone once told Roy Sharpton (eric) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. Roy Sharpton (eric) knows Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Roy Sharpton (eric) but the time is almost here. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. Roy Sharpton (eric)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. Roy Sharpton (eric) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting Roy Sharpton (eric) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s thief rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
04:56:17: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s adrenaline. Roy Sharpton (eric) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). "Not today, my friend." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Roy Sharpton (eric) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
04:56:22: Roy Sharpton (eric) tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continues their delivery.
04:56:28: Roy Sharpton (eric) shot a missile at Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with Roy Sharpton (eric).
04:56:42: Roy Sharpton (eric) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). Luckily, Roy Sharpton (eric) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Roy Sharpton (eric) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
04:56:49: The smell of Roy Sharpton (eric)'s completely immolated ship flares up Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
04:57:11: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Daggwood Bronson (daggwood)" scrawled on it in pink paint. Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). Fuck eaten. Good job, Daggwood Bronson (daggwood). "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
04:57:37: Daggwood Bronson (daggwood) is bloody from head to toe after a rough number of successful entanglements. "Geronimo, fuckstick!" They look up at the voice and see a a dot in the sky. It quickly turns into two dots: a sky born Roy Sharpton (eric) on a rocket powered hang-glider, and the portable thermonuclear device they've dropped. "Parcel transferred," can be heard from dispatch as Roy Sharpton (eric) swoops past the mangled corpse and snags the package.
04:57:59: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Roy Sharpton (eric) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Roy Sharpton (eric) came into view. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) barely heard Roy Sharpton (eric) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Roy Sharpton (eric) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
04:58:05: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Roy Sharpton (eric) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Roy Sharpton (eric) came into view. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) barely heard Roy Sharpton (eric) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Roy Sharpton (eric) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
04:58:09: The smell of Roy Sharpton (eric)'s completely immolated ship flares up Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
04:58:51: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $440,000