14:55:37: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)
14:55:38: Ignoracious Buttafucco (npc2) tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continues their delivery.
15:04:05: Roy Sharpton (eric) tried to sneak on board Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) continues their delivery.
15:46:47: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Roy Sharpton (eric). Luckily, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
16:04:34: Someone once told Roy Sharpton (eric) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) got one over on Roy Sharpton (eric) once before. So definitely, for Roy Sharpton (eric), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Roy Sharpton (eric) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Roy Sharpton (eric) see's Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) running hurriedly down the street. Roy Sharpton (eric) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Roy Sharpton (eric) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Roy Sharpton (eric) did not see before. Roy Sharpton (eric) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
16:04:39: Someone once told Roy Sharpton (eric) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. Roy Sharpton (eric) knows Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Roy Sharpton (eric) but the time is almost here. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. Roy Sharpton (eric)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. Roy Sharpton (eric) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting Roy Sharpton (eric) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s thief rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
16:04:44: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Roy Sharpton (eric). Roy Sharpton (eric) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) is incinerated. Roy Sharpton (eric) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. Roy Sharpton (eric) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," Roy Sharpton (eric) whispers in reply.
16:04:54: Roy Sharpton (eric) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Roy Sharpton (eric) is incinerated. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) whispers in reply.
16:25:29: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)'s adrenaline. Roy Sharpton (eric) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). "Not today, my friend." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Roy Sharpton (eric) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
16:25:53: Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Roy Sharpton (eric)" scrawled on it in pink paint. Roy Sharpton (eric) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine). Fuck eaten. Good job, Roy Sharpton (eric). "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
16:30:08: Roy Sharpton (eric) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) resumes delivery with the package.
22:55:37: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $200,000