15:29:45: Package picked up by Zac The Dreaded Reviewer
15:29:47: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
16:02:03: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) knows @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
17:00:23: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
18:04:51: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
19:04:03: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
20:08:45: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) resumes on their way.
21:01:37: @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
22:05:01: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
23:00:40: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_235(Zac The Dreaded Reviewer) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
23:50:09: Package delivered by Zac The Dreaded Reviewer for $180,000