04:26:22: Package picked up by Weslon Campbell
04:26:23: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
05:01:07: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
06:01:02: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
07:31:41: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) got one over on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) see's @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) did not see before. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
08:02:52: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
09:02:16: @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:01:12: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
11:04:11: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) resumes on their way.
12:12:33: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) knows @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_383(Weslon Campbell)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
12:37:30: Package delivered by Weslon Campbell for $180,000