16:55:42: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
16:55:43: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Leroy Palestine after a failed package theft attempt.  Leroy Palestine resumes on their way.
17:00:36: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson.  Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
17:56:31: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $40,000