23:41:28: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
23:41:29: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) got one over on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) once before.  So definitely, for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson), that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) see's @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) running hurriedly down the street.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) did not see before.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
23:41:58: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
23:43:20: The smell of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck.  "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made.  @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
00:03:24: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) is bloody from head to toe after a rough number of successful entanglements.  "Geronimo, fuckstick!"  They look up at the voice and see a a dot in the sky.  It quickly turns into two dots:  a sky born @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) on a rocket powered hang-glider, and the portable thermonuclear device they've dropped.  "Parcel transferred," can be heard from dispatch as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) swoops past the mangled corpse and snags the package.
00:17:04: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine).  The package rolls to their feet.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
03:33:31: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe.  "Parcel transferred."
07:41:36: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $120,000