09:50:44: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
09:50:45: Iggy Starlord is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Iggy Starlord smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Iggy Starlord lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Iggy Starlord's adrenaline.  Ignoracious Buttafucco fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Iggy Starlord.  "Not today, my friend."  Iggy Starlord twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Ignoracious Buttafucco four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
10:00:31: Blaylock Samson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Iggy Starlord after a failed package theft attempt.  Iggy Starlord resumes on their way.
10:51:20: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $40,000