10:46:26: Package picked up by Glenn Murphy
10:46:27: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
11:19:14: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
12:08:16: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
12:08:28: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) came into view. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) barely heard @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
13:16:08: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continues their delivery.
14:00:11: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
15:00:12: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
17:29:15: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) got one over on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) see's @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) did not see before. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
18:00:17: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
18:46:27: Package delivered by Glenn Murphy for $180,000