14:47:04: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
14:47:05: Iggy Starlord fights off Ignoracious Buttafucco and gets to keep the package
15:00:19: Iggy Starlord is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Iggy Starlord smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Iggy Starlord lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Iggy Starlord's adrenaline.  Blaylock Samson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Iggy Starlord.  "Not today, my friend."  Iggy Starlord twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Blaylock Samson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
15:47:45: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $40,000