19:24:57: Package picked up by Rico Canmilgury
19:24:58: Someone once told Mac Nielson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Rico Canmilgury got one over on Mac Nielson once before. So definitely, for Mac Nielson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Mac Nielson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Mac Nielson see's Rico Canmilgury running hurriedly down the street. Mac Nielson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Mac Nielson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Rico Canmilgury doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Mac Nielson did not see before. Mac Nielson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Rico Canmilgury escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
20:00:54: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Rico Canmilgury's destruction. Instead Rico Canmilgury resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
20:47:46: Rico Canmilgury is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Wulfrien Helgial, falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." Wulfrien Helgial resumes delivery with the package.
21:01:04: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Wulfrien Helgial's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Wulfrien Helgial's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Wulfrien Helgial dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
22:01:15: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Wulfrien Helgial got one over on Blaylock Samson once before. So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Blaylock Samson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Blaylock Samson see's Wulfrien Helgial running hurriedly down the street. Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Wulfrien Helgial doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before. Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Wulfrien Helgial escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
23:01:12: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Wulfrien Helgial after a failed package theft attempt. Wulfrien Helgial resumes on their way.
03:25:52: Package delivered by Wulfrien Helgial for $120,000