19:02:29: Package picked up by Bacon Moo
19:02:30: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
20:01:02: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
20:02:22: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
20:02:29: Package delivered by Glenn Murphy for $60,000