21:56:55: Package picked up by "OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail
21:56:56: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
22:01:55: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
23:08:07: @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
06:02:47: Package delivered by "OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail for $60,000