03:55:58: Package picked up by Michael Bruggman
03:55:59: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman). @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery of their package.
04:00:35: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) came into view. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) barely heard @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
05:12:34: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes on their way.
09:13:20: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:28:29: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) continues their delivery.
10:38:15: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
11:05:26: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
11:41:52: @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_134(Tharg The Mighty One) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
12:13:34: Package delivered by Michael Bruggman for $160,000