11:46:54: Package picked up by Toe Cutter
11:46:55: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Toe Cutter ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Toe Cutter resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
12:00:37: Someone once told Blaylock Samson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. Blaylock Samson knows Toe Cutter has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Blaylock Samson but the time is almost here. Toe Cutter's ship comes over the horizon. There it is. Blaylock Samson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. Blaylock Samson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting Blaylock Samson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. Toe Cutter's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
13:00:58: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Toe Cutter after a failed package theft attempt. Toe Cutter resumes on their way.
14:00:36: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Toe Cutter's destruction. Instead Toe Cutter resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
15:00:37: Someone once told Mac Nielson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Toe Cutter got one over on Mac Nielson once before. So definitely, for Mac Nielson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Mac Nielson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Mac Nielson see's Toe Cutter running hurriedly down the street. Mac Nielson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Mac Nielson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Toe Cutter doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Mac Nielson did not see before. Mac Nielson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Toe Cutter escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
15:47:37: Package delivered by Toe Cutter for $100,000