14:01:44: Package picked up by Jeremy Davis
14:01:45: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Jeremy Davis after a failed package theft attempt.  Jeremy Davis resumes on their way.
15:00:30: Jeremy Davis is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Jeremy Davis smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Jeremy Davis lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Jeremy Davis's adrenaline.  Mac Nielson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Jeremy Davis.  "Not today, my friend."  Jeremy Davis twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Mac Nielson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
15:02:34: Package delivered by Jeremy Davis for $40,000