16:58:07: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
16:58:08: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
17:07:06: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery of their package.
17:07:54: Someone once told @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) got one over on @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) see's @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) did not see before. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
17:07:58: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). This is arguably why @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
17:08:00: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) manically runs after @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
17:08:03: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
18:07:54: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) continues their delivery.
19:18:42: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
19:34:09: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) successfully spears @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) to a wall through their chest. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
20:00:31: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
20:55:46: Someone once told @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) got one over on @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) see's @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) did not see before. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
20:55:50: Someone once told @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) got one over on @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) see's @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) did not see before. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
20:55:55: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery of their package.
20:56:01: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is incinerated. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) whispers in reply.
20:58:09: Package delivered by Glenn Murphy for $280,000