06:13:09: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
06:13:10: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) knows @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
07:29:52: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
08:34:37: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
09:06:48: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) knows @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
10:06:57: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) continues their delivery.
11:09:17: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
12:00:39: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
13:03:15: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
14:06:14: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_42(Iggy Starlord) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
14:17:16: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $180,000