03:52:24: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
03:52:25: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
04:00:24: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:00:19: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
06:00:26: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes on their way.
07:00:27: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) knows @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
07:52:27: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $100,000